Versailles,
France
10:00 pm
📞 Allo! C'est le bureau du Gaggle Inc. Pourrais-je parler à Monsieur Goose?
Hello! This is Gaagle Inc.
May I speak to Mr. Goose?
Osaka,
Japan
6:00 AM
📱 「もしもし!
わかりません。
すみません!」 (ガチャ)
Hello! Hello? I don't understand! Sorry! (hang up)
Milky Way
Galaxy
🌌
📡 ̶̯̐̔͊͝Ḩ̵̼̻̭͔͉̓ê̸̯͂͒͝ḽ̴̽͑́́̀̃͛͠͠l̴͕͌̈́̉͌͛̎̐͘͠ö̷̡̱͕̟̩͊̋͘͠ͅ?̸̩̈̇̈́͋̕
̸̧͍̠̙̣͔̞̳̀͌̎M̴̧͎͍̖͙̮͖̺͋͆̉̓ỳ̸̻̲͔̖̬̣̞͐̽̎͋́̊ ̶̣̎͌̊p̴͔̭̥̯̟̪͒î̸̫͋̌̑͝z̶͉͎̭̙̓̂̇z̸̙̿̔͘a̸̡̠̻̬͙̯͚̪̬̐̉̏̎̕͜ ̸̖̥̭̗̥̤̙̿̃̀͆̒ͅh̴̺̕â̷̞͈̳͓͂̆͐͜s̷̯̎̂̐͗͐̓̃͊͝ņ̴̨̧̜̈́'̷̱̩̖̞̜̠̹̥̑̅̊͌͝t̵̪̟͕̤̙̓̀̓͌̈̽̀͘͜͝͝ ̶̛͔͚͙̬̭͔̰͕́̒̽̏̉ä̵̧̳̹̲͖̤̖́͗͑̍͑ͅr̸̢̪̰͎̠̊̾͆̃̔̎͆͝͝r̵̳̻͍͇̲̩͍̍̊͒̃̀̚͠i̸̘̥̽͋̊̈͐̒̒́v̸̡̯̆́̉̋̏͌͝ḙ̶̢̗̜̪̤͌͒̈́̄͘͝d̷̛̞͔̖̣̻̀̐̓̉̒͜͜͝ ̶̢̭̞̮̣͓͈͈̻̑̌͋͋̏̚y̴̮͇͆͋̚e̴̞͔͊̒̍͘ͅt̸̢̢͖͖̙̩͕͗.̶̯̭͙̰̤̋͑̇͜
̵̡͖̫̖̰̼͙̃̀͐I̶̢̢̛͎͈̲̜͒̎͌̀̑͘͘͘ ̵̧͇̐̃͘w̶͙͛͑͂̅ą̴̹͈͍̦̫̏͐̿͐̑̕n̸̹͓͕̯̤̻̱͕̼̐̀̇ṱ̸̡̰̮̩̦͓̜̽̂̃͂̇̆̃̽͜͠ ̶̱̫͖̠̯͒͜ͅă̸̢̎̈ ̷̧̣̦̦̯̤͍̳͒̈́͂̂ŗ̷̙͚̣͙̰͎̥̿͌̃͊͑̀̈̒̒ḙ̷̮̖͎̘̿́͊͋͒̃̅f̷̞̦͒̾ͅǔ̷̙̮̯͎͇͂̇̔̈̒̅͒͋͛ñ̶͖̪̬͖̦̙̟̘̯̑́́͑̓͘d̶̯̠̯͙̥̟͑̃̈̈̓͂́̈́̏͜͜͝ͅ
Hello? My pizza hasn't arrived yet.
I want a refund.
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